slimetony:

ghostfromzanzibar:

slimetony:

ghostfromzanzibar:

slimetony:

There’s a Burger King rugrats watch in my closet that’s gone off at 2:30 am every night for the past 15 years

you should get rid of that

Why it lets me know when it’s 2:30

why do you need to know when its 2:30 am though

Most people don’t even know there’s a 2:30am because they’re busy sleeping; I consider myself lucky to be privy to such a secret

(via warpedt0ur)